The Meta Flavor Project When you use Meta Flavor you become part of a grand experiment. The ultimate aim of the Meta Flavor Project is nothing less than mapping the Mendula-META-Flavor of every one of earth's 7 billion inhabitants, including you.
Dr. Hansoff - World renowned researcher, Nobel eace Prize Winner. Part time welder.
The Meta Flavor Project, as it's become known, was inspired by the work of world renowned researcher and Nobel Peace Prize winner, the late Dr. Hansoff Mefood. Legend has it the good doctor discovered the Mendula-META-flavor just moments before a fatal welding accident took his life, and the life of his beloved calico Von Heimlick.
Tragedy aside, by the late 90's his discovery had become widely embraced and accepted by the scientific community at large.
While other sites are prone to fanciful claims, Meta Flavor is in fact the only online site officially certified by the independent Institute for Advanced Flavor Research (www.goiafr.org) to examine the human brain remotely.
Can Meta Flavor know what dishes you love and what you wouldn't touch? Can a web site actually probe into the depths of your very own Mendula-META-Flavor? Is this even possible? We think so.
While you browse menus, look at delicious food, rate restaurants and dishes Meta Flavor works in the background. We map out the associations between the food, flavor, and ingredients represented by our restaurants, your unique tastes and community preferences. This results in us having the ability to give you smart recommendations.
Smart Recommendations So how good are the recommendations? When tested on animals our recommendation system performed flawlessly, matching monkeys with bananas, elephants with peanuts, and rabbits with carrots.
Besides a glitch in the system that matched hot wings and chickens, no other animals were harmed during our tests.
Our experiment with human subjects is already rendering better results. We frequently help searchers find exciting new dishes, intriguing flavors and subjects often report the discovery of newly found favorite restaurants and dishes.
Let the journey begin Enough about us and our obscenely ambitious experiment, what about you? Will you choose to languish in a dark world full of blind guesses, hits and misses, deprived of deliciously informed dining experiences? Or will you make the bold decision that moves mankind forward by becoming a part of this worthy project, reap the rewards of your ratings, and stimulate your Mendula-META-Flavor?
The choice is yours and yours alone, but remember, the future fate of family get-togethers and dinner dates lies in your fragile hands. So what are you waiting for? Sign up today.
